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What gay marriage is going to ruin about New York

What gay marriage is going to ruin ab... Gay marriage passed in New York last night, and as we go on to celebrate during Pride, let's pause and think about what it might ruin for New York. Submitted...

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How to be funny

How to be funny Tips from a master. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: funny cats pun sarcasm internet racism dane cook Views: 197

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Bromantic Evenings: Surrender the Heart, Bro

Bromantic Evenings: Surrender the Hea... Every week I take the opening few pages from a top-selling Romance novel and rewrite it about dudes in a bromance. This week: Surrender the Heart by MaryLu...

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Entertaining friends

Entertaining friends Having friends is an important part of blending in with society and we've all got to do it sometime if we want to keep the cops out of our basement WHERE THEY DON'T BELONG....

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What I would do if I were the protagonist in a Johnathan Safran Foer novel

What I would do if I were the protago... I mean, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. And I wouldn't feel bad about it. I mean, I'd feel bad, but it's a good kind of hurt. Like, I know...

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Six ways to celebrate AMERICA!!!

Six ways to celebrate AMERICA!!! My name is John Rodgers and I love America. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: america 4 4th july indepedence day loud firework china cookout barbecue tug war...

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Bromantic Evenings: Dear Cupid (No homo)

Bromantic Evenings: Dear Cupid (No homo) Every week I rewrite the opening pages of a romance novel to make it a bromance novel. This week: Dear Cupid by Julie Ortolon Submitted by: feMANism Regular...

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How to Make Cake and Revolution!

How to Make Cake and Revolution! My name is Juan Julian Rodriguez, and I recall when Mexico was for the people, and for really good cake. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: juan julian rodriguez...

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How to use your Quasar 3000 Home Microwave

How to use your Quasar 3000 Home Micr... Congratulations on your purchase of the Quasar 3000 Home Microwave! Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: microwave oven dangerous home industrial...

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Being Todd Johnson, by Todd Johnson

Being Todd Johnson, by Todd Johnson Todd Robert Johnson isn't just a party machine; he's a process. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: todd robert johnson party beast business suit staples bro...

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I love your bathroom!

I love your bathroom! Are you laughing, Daphne? Because I'm telling you, go pee. Go pee right now and see if you can keep laughing. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: party bathroom crazy woman...

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Predicting Yoko Ono's Next Twenty Tweets

Predicting Yoko Ono's Next Twenty Tweets Turn all of your maps upside down. Do you feel lighter? Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: yoko ono john lennon twitter ridiculous ocean earth wind fire...

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My straight friend

My straight friend There is such a thing as being TOO straight. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: gay straight parody sarcasm stereotype slayer budweiser driving car Views: 177

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How myspace let me fight with a millionaire

How myspace let me fight with a milli... When I was fifteen, I got in a fight with an internationally best-selling author on myspace. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: weird internet myspace...

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Sports

Sports Sports fans get to be loud and drunk and effervescent, and I’m jealous. Also, I don’t know what effervescent means. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: sport sports fan fans athlete...

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Yoko Ono's New Year's Resolutions

Yoko Ono's New Year's Resolutions Sky dive without a parachute. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: yoko ono beatles john lennon new year resolution orphan boot vegetable metroid nursing lose...

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Halloween

Halloween My father and I decided that I would go out as a welcome mat. Because my name is Matt. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: Halloween costume cool kid cool kids welcome mat Views: 52

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For the Ladies

For the Ladies Hello ladies. We meet again. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: ladies douche parody sunglasses asshole alcohol club Views: 136

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An excerpt from the journal of Matt Grote, age 17

An excerpt from the journal of Matt G... 6:06 We all had embarrassing fantasies in high school. Perhaps they should stay secret. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: characters high school sexual...

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I am invulnerable

I am invulnerable 4:13 I fear nothing. I am capable of anything. I am made of molten confidence. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: fear love comedy the universe meaning invulnerability Views: 193

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Saturday, March, 2016

Saturday, March, 2016 Any given day Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: comedy new york depression bipolar window anger sadness grad school indian grocery spices money bar fun friend ufc hook up...

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Fashion week is destroying my life

Fashion week is destroying my life 4:29 Ugh, you wouldn't believe my week. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: fashion week character bean sleep deprivation salma trash barge new jersey Views: 32

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The Business of Confidence

The Business of Confidence 5:32 Why are you a failure? Because you don't believe in yourself. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: business confidence characters seminar creep naked Views: 3

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The Interview

The Interview 4:20 Brad Evans interviews for a job with Tiffany. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: brad evans pharma pharmaceuticals pharmacy tiffany gay hiv pills antibiotics lol humor...

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Matt Grote in the year 2056

Matt Grote in the year 2056 5:37 The year is 2056, and Matt Grote looks back at the life he's lived. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: future stand up ucb byot golf rich Views: 60

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