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View ArticleWhat I would do if I were the protagonist in a Johnathan Safran Foer novel
What I would do if I were the protago... I mean, you don't have to read this if you don't want to. And I wouldn't feel bad about it. I mean, I'd feel bad, but it's a good kind of hurt. Like, I know...
View ArticleSix ways to celebrate AMERICA!!!
Six ways to celebrate AMERICA!!! My name is John Rodgers and I love America. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: america 4 4th july indepedence day loud firework china cookout barbecue tug war...
View ArticleBromantic Evenings: Dear Cupid (No homo)
Bromantic Evenings: Dear Cupid (No homo) Every week I rewrite the opening pages of a romance novel to make it a bromance novel. This week: Dear Cupid by Julie Ortolon Submitted by: feMANism Regular...
View ArticleHow to Make Cake and Revolution!
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View ArticleBeing Todd Johnson, by Todd Johnson
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View ArticleI love your bathroom!
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View ArticlePredicting Yoko Ono's Next Twenty Tweets
Predicting Yoko Ono's Next Twenty Tweets Turn all of your maps upside down. Do you feel lighter? Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: yoko ono john lennon twitter ridiculous ocean earth wind fire...
View ArticleMy straight friend
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View ArticleHow myspace let me fight with a millionaire
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View ArticleYoko Ono's New Year's Resolutions
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View ArticleHalloween
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View ArticleFor the Ladies
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View ArticleAn excerpt from the journal of Matt Grote, age 17
An excerpt from the journal of Matt G... 6:06 We all had embarrassing fantasies in high school. Perhaps they should stay secret. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: characters high school sexual...
View ArticleI am invulnerable
I am invulnerable 4:13 I fear nothing. I am capable of anything. I am made of molten confidence. Submitted by: feMANism Regular Keywords: fear love comedy the universe meaning invulnerability Views: 193
View ArticleSaturday, March, 2016
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View ArticleMatt Grote in the year 2056
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